“Thot Shit” is Megan Thee Stallion’s revenge against conservatives, and the moral panic that those allegedly God-fearing, won’t-you-think-about-the-children chumps sicked on last year’s “W.A.P.” In the music video for her latest single, a pasty U.S. Senator reclines in his desk chair, watching one of her music videos as he shoves Cheetos in his desiccated mouth. “Stupid regressive whores should have their mouth washed out with holy water,” he comments on the video, echoing remarks that conservatives actually said about “W.A.P.” Then he unbuttons his pants. Karma’s coming for him: When a truck barrels into the Senator as he’s crossing the street, of course, we find Meg, looking like a sexy crossing guard, shaking ass from the driver’s seat.
“Thot Shit” follows the classic Megan recipe: unapologetic sex positivity, brash and delicious boasts, sharp-tongued goofiness. “I walk around the house butt-naked/And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior,” she raps. Meg is a union leader once again, organizing hot girls against crusty men. Alongside the working-class women whose labor the U.S. Senator takes for granted, she tortures him in the grocery store, at his office, in a diner — any location is a good place to twerk. In the glorious final act, she’s at the surgical table, replacing the Senator’s mouth with a literal W.A.P. Finally, his lips stop moving.